Monday, May 14, 2007

entirely un-BSG related, except in almost every way

So NASA, yes YOUR NASA, has released a trailer for their trip back to the moon. And it's weird. And creepy. And feels like they hired BSG's CGI crew for at least part of it. And, well, does the government really need to create slick trailers for, well, ACTUAL projects?

19 comments:

Max said...

We're gonna get to the MOON, baby!
We're gonna ERECT things!
We're gonna PLUG THINGS IN!
And then we're gonna JET the fuck out of there, 'cause that's how we roll!

How's it feel, moon?
You're gonna get OWN3D by the UN1T3D $T@T3Z!!!

(At least, that's the gestalt I get from the Michael Bay-style editing.)

Sinker said...

when are you actually going to JOIN this blog??

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Janice said...

Fine, I won't frakkin' post this link, or I guess I will.
http://giantmonster.com/music/DavidCross_ItsNotFunny_10_GoingToTheMoon.mp3

I tried to make it prettier, but it didn't work none too well, so there you go. Frakk it!

ps. NASA's trailer reminds me of the art film armageddon.

Paul M. Davis said...

FUCK YEAH! The only thing that would make me more PUMPED about going back to the FUCKING MOON would be some shredding metal riffs and some WWE STARS!!!

Max said...

If someone would *invite* me to join, I would. Then I would post things like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

Sinker said...

If only you had an e-mail address.

Dr. Anne Elizabeth Moore said...

if sinker and max can stop reenacting the current overly amiable relationship between humans and cylons for a moment, i could comment that this BSG/NASA thing comes some years after the Iraq War PR team hired the producer of COLD CASE to manage its image. so, comparably, I dunno, i'd say it's a bit of an improvement.

Paul M. Davis said...

Riffing off what Max wrote, it's more like that Vonnegut story, "The Great Space Fuck"

Paul M. Davis said...

"The Great Space Fuck"
Pouring a 24 of PBR for Vonnegut right now...

Paul M. Davis said...

Oh, sorry, "The Big Space Fuck"

Max said...

Clearly you were remembering the kid's show, "The Great Space Fuck Coaster" which in its best episodes had hot gnu-on-yak action. I'm pretty sure it's the show that started the whole Bukkake thing.

Sinker said...

e-mail.

Max said...

max@grrhss.com, dood. I just noticed that when you click my profile it gives no good way to reach me. Yay insane Blogger "updates".

Max said...

Disambiguation: hot "gnu-on-yak action" should not be confused with "gluon-yak" action: the hardcore porn of gluons popping the quarks of interracial strong color charged bosons.

Sinker said...

invited.

Max said...

Woo, thanks! Now I just have to find something worthwhile to post.

Sinker said...

Really? I had NO IDEA that was part of posting. Shit.