Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Petition for Admiral Helena Cain to be the Final Cylon

We, the undersigned, believe Admiral Helena Cain to be deserving of both the immortal life and the infinite reproduction made possible by the Cylon lifestyle. Furthermore, we feel her position as the leader of the Battlestar Pegasus and willingness to destroy human life for practically no reason at all must receive recognition from the pantheon of the true whatevers the Cylons believe in, blah blah blah, therefore we officially stand by the welcoming of Admiral Helena Cain into official Cylonhood.

Sincerely,

10 comments:

Dr. Anne Elizabeth Moore said...

Dr. Anne Elizabeth Moore

Paul M. Davis said...

Paul M. Davis

Sinker said...

Daniel Frederick Sinker, esq.

Sinker said...

Also: I think I spelled my middle name wrong. But I'm not sure.

Paul M. Davis said...

she *will* be reappearing this fall in a mysterious two-hour episode, you know! one that is an allegedly a flashback but has something to do with the "Final Five!"

Sinker said...

Hmmm... Did she have interaction with Lucy Lawless at any point? Like was Lucy the reporter when she was around? Because that might explain her "I had no idea" comment when staring at one of the glowy opera-room cylons.

Dr. Anne Elizabeth Moore said...

huh. i always I thought the "f" was part of your first name, danielf.

Dr. Anne Elizabeth Moore said...

and i always thought the "i had no idea comment" was for tigh.

in fact, i thought that again just this morning, as i lay in bed replaying season 3.5 in my head.

Paul M. Davis said...

Yeah, I'm betting the "I Had No Idea" comment was Tigh.

I'm also betting that we'll never find out for sure, unless they want to pay Xenalon a boatload of money.

jovicase said...

You wrote this a year ago....and think you are on the money.

Cain is my bet. She could have done everything as an admiral without knowing (Tigh, Tyrol,Anders,Tori).

Her affair with Gina: the Six was attracted unknowingly to one of the Final Five.

Cain's memory as a child: Maybe her memory of her sister being abducted was a supressed memory of her being abducted. Good bet. She was part of the original experiment at the end of the first war.

She died (killed ironically by Gina), before her sleeper programming could be activated. An accident.

You are a prophet!!!