If I had to be trapped in a raptor with a broken FTL drive for a few hours with Fat Lee or Total Douchebag Lawyer Lee, I would choose Fat Lee every time.
Clearly then, the correct thing to do is to order Lee to be IN the Raptor. Then you're guaranteed a Lee-free ride, because he NEVER does what he's ordered to do.
Who are you kidding, Fat Lee would eat you! You're better off with TDL Lee. You'll want to kill yourself, but at least the choice will be yours and yours alone.
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Clearly then, the correct thing to do is to order Lee to be IN the Raptor. Then you're guaranteed a Lee-free ride, because he NEVER does what he's ordered to do.
Who are you kidding, Fat Lee would eat you! You're better off with TDL Lee. You'll want to kill yourself, but at least the choice will be yours and yours alone.
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